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Trump’s Whole Brand Is Panic, Trevor Noah Says


“And look, I get that as a leader you don’t want people to panic, but you also want to inform the people so they can be safe. You know, if a plane is crashing, a pilot will tell you to remain calm, but they’ll also tell you to fasten your seatbelts and brace for impact. If Trump was a pilot, he’d be like, ‘Attention all passengers, everything is fine. Seatbelts are for snowflakes, and if you want to stretch your legs, now’s the perfect time. Bye-bye.’” — TREVOR NOAH

“You didn’t want to create a panic? So what did you want, for people to very calmly be dying in the streets?” — TREVOR NOAH

“Well, good job with that. This country’s never been more chill. A lot of people aren’t even moving.” — SETH MEYERS

“America’s as cool as a cucumber right now. Sure, we’re stealing toilet paper every time we go into a Starbucks, and Trader Joe’s looks like the last scene of ‘Apocalypse Now,’ but other than that, it’s all good, baby.” — SETH MEYERS

“Well, thank God. Thank God none of us panicked. You know, I might have freaked out and stayed inside for six months.” — JAMES CORDEN

“Yeah, it’s a catastrophic story for Trump that threatens to end his presidency, or as he calls it, ‘Wednesday.’” — JIMMY FALLON

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